Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
