I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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