Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
