his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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