I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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