out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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