i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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