wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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