I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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