Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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