he thought i was a dude.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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