Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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