I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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