doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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