I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
