she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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