yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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