what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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