I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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