Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Where is the hickey?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
