grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
