Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We left an ass print on the piano.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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