Where did you get a picture of my penis
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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