is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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