I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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