I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i will never coherently bang her
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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