Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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