great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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