For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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