It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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