he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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