You just made me feel so damn special
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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