Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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