Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I want to make a zoo with you.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I AM VODKA MAN
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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