you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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