either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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