I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
