brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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