I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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