Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
