I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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