I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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