I need help removing her.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Pants are for mortals
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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