Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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