We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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