So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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