So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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