real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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