You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
