need another drink. this is the easiest way
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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