The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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