Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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