Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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