he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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