just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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