I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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