there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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